SHOCKER!

OMG PEOPLE. My ex-crush, Dominic Mcguire, smokes cigarettes. How moronic can he get? Jeesh, he's smart but the smokes will catch up and he'll look old beyond his years and it'll kill too many brain cells(he can't afford to lose any, coz he's already dumb. He hides his already smoked cigarettes in his SHARPIES! jeesh, to think nobody will find them. If you guys don't get it, don't worry. I'm just as shocked as you are. Lol.